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	<title>Kereta Lembu &#187; World</title>
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		<title>Funny People 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny videos]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just want to share my new hobby.. These videos will certainly help you releasing your tension lagi² last week before cuti!!
Enjoy!!
Bad, bad dog!!


This guy need to go to zoo more often! Haha..

Terbalik kooottt!!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just want to share my new hobby.. These videos will certainly help you releasing your tension lagi² last week before cuti!!<br />
Enjoy!!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>Bad, bad dog!!</strong></span><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #800000;">This guy need to go to zoo more often! Haha..</span></strong><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;"><strong>Terbalik kooottt!!</strong></span><br />
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		<title>Festival de Cannes</title>
		<link>http://keretalembu.com/everyday-life/festival-de-cannes</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 05:33:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[festival de cannes 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[festival honored guest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invité d'honneur festival de cannes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[syazatul maryam azhar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello and Good Morning,
This year I&#8217;m honored to tell you guys that I&#8217;m the most happiest person on earth. (perhaps). You all may don&#8217;t know but, I&#8217;m this year honored guest for the Cannes Film Festival 2009 that took place here in Cannes,  France. I don&#8217;t tell people much about this because I don&#8217;t like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello and Good Morning,</p>
<p>This year I&#8217;m honored to tell you guys that I&#8217;m the most happiest person on earth. (perhaps). You all may don&#8217;t know but, I&#8217;m this year honored guest for the <a href="http://www.festival-cannes.com/en.html">Cannes Film Festival 2009</a> that took place here in Cannes,  France. I don&#8217;t tell people much about this because I don&#8217;t like high publicity but I can&#8217;t help it since it&#8217;s all over the news. If you guys don&#8217;t believe me, check out this video and you&#8217;ll see that I&#8217;m not messing around. (I&#8217;m sorry I just got the French version since it was broadcasted live on French television.</p>
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<p>Hahaha.. Cool rite.. If you want to feel popular a while and feel how does it feel being an important person, check out this <a href="http://www.monfestival.fr">website</a>..</p>
<p>p/s: Jangan rasa tertipu k.. I&#8217;m just joking around. :p</p>
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		<title>Great Medley</title>
		<link>http://keretalembu.com/everyday-life/great-medley</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 09:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Everyday Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[32 Medley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[32 medley download]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[32 songs in 8 minutes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube 32 medley]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man.. this dude really cool.. he can sing, he can play guitar (extremely well), plus he&#8217;s cute.. All the best to him..


The last piece is the best..  Mighty morphin Power Rangers!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man.. this dude really cool.. he can sing, he can play guitar (extremely well), plus he&#8217;s cute.. All the best to him..</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">The last piece is the best..  Mighty morphin Power Rangers!</p>
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		<title>MASAF Election</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 19:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kerajaan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Malaysia's politic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MASAF election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pembangkang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Salam,

Wah.. Panas panasnyaa.. Hangat hangatnya.. Berbahang sungguh &#8220;perang&#8221; election Masaf tahun ni.. wow&#8230; For the first time in 3 years, tak pernah ku nampak MASAF begitu mendapat sambutan. Terutamanya official website nya. Lol.. Selama ni yang dok aktif dalam site tu segelintir je.. Sekarang bole tahan ramai&#8230; huhuh.. Well, tetiba je dok mengarut pasal ni [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salam,</p>
<p><img class="aligncenter" title="masafrance" src="http://www.masafrance.org/v1/templates/js_jamba2/images/style2/logo.png" alt="" width="234" height="130" /></p>
<p>Wah.. Panas panasnyaa.. Hangat hangatnya.. Berbahang sungguh &#8220;perang&#8221; election Masaf tahun ni.. wow&#8230; For the first time in 3 years, tak pernah ku nampak MASAF begitu mendapat sambutan. Terutamanya official website nya. Lol.. Selama ni yang dok aktif dalam site tu segelintir je.. Sekarang bole tahan ramai&#8230; huhuh.. Well, tetiba je dok mengarut pasal ni kan. Sebenarnya, 9hb ni, adalah hari mengundi untuk memilih high commitee MASAF yang baru.</p>
<p>Calon-calon nya bole tahan jugak nampaknya, berkaliber dan masing-masing mempunyai misi dan visi yanng &#8220;impressive&#8221; untuk MASAF. I hope so.. Frankly speaking, I don&#8217;t like this political aura. Uncomfortable and panas. Macam biasa la kalo dah politik, ade &#8220;parti pembangkang&#8221; dan ade parti &#8220;tak pembangkang&#8221;.. Bangkang ape tak tau la kan, hahah, tapi takle nak cakap parti kerajaan sebab bukan kerajaan.. Nganganga.. Nanti tetiba jadi kerajaan langit plak, lagi susah.. lol.. Ape aku merepek ni.. hahah..</p>
<p>What ever pon, GOOD LUCK la kepada calon-calon ye.. Sincerely..</p>
<p>Last but not least, I vote Junnie for treasurer!! (haha.. tak pepasal nak kempen untuk Jun plak..hehe..All the best to all!)</p>
<p>p/s: and Jepp for PRES.. <img src='http://keretalembu.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Daughtry- What About Now</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daughtry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daughtry video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reality of world]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what about now]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanna share this video with you guys. Reality of the world. It makes me sad: the lyrics and the music. Check it out. (Press play, and choose the second video out of 5. I don&#8217;t know what seems the problem to play the vidoe directly.)



What About Now
Shadows fill an empty heart
As love is fading,
From [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wanna share this video with you guys. Reality of the world. It makes me sad: the lyrics and the music. Check it out. (Press play, and choose the second video out of 5. I don&#8217;t know what seems the problem to play the vidoe directly.)</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br />
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="color: #800080;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">What About Now</span></span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">Shadows fill an empty heart<br />
As love is fading,<br />
From all the things that we are<br />
But are not saying.<br />
Can we see beyond the scars<br />
<span style="color: #800080;">And make it to the dawn?</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;"><span style="color: #800080;"><span id="more-318"></span><br />
</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">Change the colors of the sky.<br />
And open up to<br />
The ways you made me feel alive,<br />
The ways I loved you.<br />
For all the things that never died,<br />
To make it through the night,<br />
Love will find you.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">What about now?<br />
What about today?<br />
What if you&#8217;re making me all that I was meant to be?<br />
What if our love never went away?<br />
What if it&#8217;s lost behind words we could never find?<br />
Baby, before it&#8217;s too late,<br />
What about now?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">The sun is breaking in your eyes<br />
To start a new day.<br />
This broken heart can still survive<br />
With a touch of your grace.<br />
Shadows fade into the light.<br />
I am by your side,<br />
Where love will find you.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">What about now?<br />
What about today?<br />
What if you&#8217;re making me all that I was meant to be?<br />
What if our love, it never went away?<br />
What if it&#8217;s lost behind words we could never find?<br />
Baby, before it&#8217;s too late,<br />
What about now?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">Now that we&#8217;re here,<br />
Now that we&#8217;ve come this far,<br />
Just hold on.<br />
There is nothing to fear,<br />
For I am right beside you.<br />
For all my life,<br />
I am yours.</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">What about now?<br />
What about today?<br />
What if you&#8217;re making me all that I was meant to be?<br />
What if our love never went away?<br />
What if it&#8217;s lost behind words we could never find?</span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800080;">What about now?<br />
What about today?<br />
What if you&#8217;re making me all that I was meant to be?<br />
What if our love never went away?<br />
What if it&#8217;s lost behind words we could never find?<br />
Baby, before it&#8217;s too late,<br />
Baby, before it&#8217;s too late,<br />
Baby, before it&#8217;s too late,<br />
What about now?</span></p>
<p>Semoga kite boleh mengambil iktibar.</p>
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		<title>&#8220;Melayu Double Standard&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://keretalembu.com/world/melayu-double-standard</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Luahan hati dan perasaan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hak]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[malaysia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MARA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sacrifice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[war]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Berat untuk diterima tapi inilah kenyataannya.
Since Ahad lalu, semangat nationalisme saya semakin berkobar-kobar. Sebagai anak Melayu, belajar di luar negara, alhamdulillah, saya amat sayang negara saya (Malaysia of course). Sebenarnya, kenyataan di atas tu saya petik daripada petikan ucapan YBM Dato&#8217; Noh Omar time lawatan YBM ke Nice.
Mengapa tetiba je kuar kenyataan ini? Semua ini [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Berat untuk diterima tapi inilah kenyataannya.</p>
<p>Since Ahad lalu, semangat nationalisme saya semakin berkobar-kobar. Sebagai anak Melayu, belajar di luar negara, alhamdulillah, saya amat sayang negara saya (Malaysia of course). Sebenarnya, kenyataan di atas tu saya petik daripada petikan ucapan YBM Dato&#8217; Noh Omar time lawatan YBM ke Nice.</p>
<p>Mengapa tetiba je kuar kenyataan ini? Semua ini disebabkan keadaan negara(politically) yang semakin merunsingkan. Masyarakat majmuk yang kite &#8220;bangga&#8221;kan dulu kini tidak semajmuk yang pernah dirasai. Kaum-kaum lain mula mempersoalkan hak-hak Melayu yang telah lama termaktub dalam perlembagaan Negara. Contohnya:</p>
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<li>&#8220;Kenapa MARA hanya untuk Bumiputra (majoriti Melayu) sahaja sedangkan kami juga rakyat?&#8221; .  MARA (Majlis Amanah <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Rakyat</strong></span>) . Tetapi tahukah meraka asal-usul MARA? Mengapakah MARA ditubuhkan? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majlis_Amanah_Rakyat">Well, google it yourself.</a></li>
<li>Dalam perlembagaan Malaysia, ada menyatakan rakyat Malaysia mempunyai kebebasan agama. BUT, dlm akta kecil cakap pulak Orang MELAYU wajib beragama ISLAM! Orang Islam boleh menjalankan dakwah untuk menarik orang bukan ISLAM masuk ISLAM tapi sebaliknya tidak. Kenapa macam ni pulak? Sebab MELAYU DOUBLE STANDARD!</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>KENAPA KAMI DOUBLE STANDARD??</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Because we deserved it!</span></p>
<p>We&#8217;re double standard because we&#8217;re trying to protect our rights. Sebelum Malaysia ditubuhkan, we&#8217;re known as TANAH MELAYU. Majoriti penduduk-penduduknya orang Melayu. Pahlawan-pahlawan yang menentang penjajah semuanya Melayu dan Bumiputra. Agama yang dianuti sejak berpuluh tahun dulu pun adalah agama ISLAM until datang bangsa-bangsa lain pada zaman colony dulu.</p>
<p>Kami double standard sebab kami tak mahu hilang negara. Kami tak mahu ilang agama. Kami tal mau ilang bangsa. Kami tak mahu dikenali sebagai bangsa yang tidak mempunyai negara like Gypsie, kami tak mahu jadi bangsa yang takda agama. Oleh itu kami wajib mempertahankan hak kami.</p>
<p>Did you know that we the Malays had done THE bigger sacrifice ever? It was the nationality of Malaysian. We did it because we care. We want to live harmoniously between races; without war, without misery.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">10 reasons what I love about our country</p>
<ul>
<li>I love all different types of food that we have there.</li>
<li>I love &#8220;rojak&#8221; writing and cakap &#8220;rojak&#8221;</li>
<li>I love differentes celebrations that we have in Malaysia.</li>
<li>I love Malaysia&#8217;s TV, all types of genre that we have</li>
<li>I love my mixed classe in 5 seroja</li>
<li>I love &#8220;mixed&#8221; fashion influenced by other races traditional costume</li>
<li>I love the flexibility in our lifestyle</li>
<li>I love the heritage of Malaysia</li>
<li>I love the opportunity learning other languages</li>
<li>I love that we can love anything</li>
</ul>
<p>I love Malaysia as it is <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">(was)</span>. Please don&#8217;t changed it for the EGO or our selfishness. We were good before, why do we have to worsen or change it? Think about it <img src='http://keretalembu.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>To the Malays: Protect what you should, and not what you could.</p>
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		<title>Stupid Americans</title>
		<link>http://keretalembu.com/world/stupid-americans</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[israel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muslim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[OMG!!
You will never believe how stupid Americans are! You got to watch this video and see what I mean.

Triangle with 4 sides? lol.. Even my 8 years old brother can answer it right! And they think that Israelian are Muslim? Muslims are the victims here you(Americans) stupid!!!

I&#8217;m so damn MAD at those people! GRrrrrr&#8230;  From [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG!!</p>
<p>You will never believe how stupid Americans are! You got to watch this video and see what I mean.</p>
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<p>Triangle with 4 sides? lol.. Even my 8 years old brother can answer it right! And they think that Israelian are Muslim? Muslims are the victims here you(Americans) stupid!!!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m so damn MAD at those people! GRrrrrr&#8230;  From here ladies and gentlemen, I could conclude that they actually don&#8217;t care about others but themselves! Bagai lembu di cucuk hidung. Ikut je orang cakap ape!!</p>
<p>p/s: Maybe not all of them, but&#8230; OMG, they&#8217;re unbelievable.</p>
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		<title>Lelaki VS Kucing Jantan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time check-ckeck email, my eyes attracted to one chain mail given by my friend. Interesting fact though.. Personnally, rasa macam betol comparaison yang dibuat, tapi ade jugak yang saya tak setuju..
Hmm.. Tell me what do you think!! Guys, you can shoot your opinion too!! Hahaha..

1) Kucing jantan suka dibelai.
~~Ya, memang lelaki suka sangat dibelai oleh [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Time check-ckeck email, my eyes attracted to one chain mail given by my friend. Interesting fact though.. Personnally, rasa macam betol comparaison yang dibuat, tapi ade jugak yang saya tak setuju..</p>
<p>Hmm.. Tell me what do you think!! Guys, you can shoot your opinion too!! Hahaha..</p>
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<span style="color: #0000ff;">1) Kucing jantan suka dibelai.</span></strong></span><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Ya, memang lelaki suka sangat dibelai oleh perempuan, tak kira la awek ke, isteri ke, ibu ke&#8230; Memang mereka suka dibelai tetapi AWAS, mereka mungkin akan mencakar anda jika anda mengasarinya. Jadi berlembut la dengan lelaki. <strong>Mereka tak suka yang wanita kasar.</strong></span></p>
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<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>2) Kucing jantan kuat makan &amp; cepat lapar</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Kucing memang kuat makan &amp; akan mudah menjadi cepat lapar. Jadi, paham ajelah, bukan setakat makanan sehariannya aje  yang perlu dijaga, &#8220;makanan&#8221; batinnya juga perlu dicukupkan. Jadi, jagalah makan minumnya. Seorang suami suka masakan isterinya. Kepada yang bertitle Girlfriend, belajarlah masak dari sekarang. Yang bertitle isteri, masak lah untuk suami jika tidak mahu dia mencari lain. Jika tak tahu, belajarlah. Tak sia-sia kalau tambah ilmu rumahtangga ni.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>3) Kucing jantan kuat tidur</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~ ~Lelaki memang kuat tidur (tp ada juga yang jenis tak kuat sngt, tp bilangannya amat sikit). Dan kerana itu, bagilah peluang kepada lelaki untuk tidur secukupnya, jika tidak, ada yang akan mengamuk lebih teruk lagi jadi seperti kucing, dia tidak akan mengamuk tetapi akan beralih tempat tidur. Anda mahu suami anda beralih tempat tidurnya ka????  <span style="color: #ff0000;">(Saya TANAK) </span>Jadi, jangan kacau time dia tidur.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>4) Kucing jantan kuat merayap</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Lelaki juga sama seperti kucing (selalunya lah). Mereka gemar merayap &amp; melepak, selalunya dengan kawan2 (ni tak sama dengan kucing). tetapi sebagai penjaga kucing, selalunya kita akan melepaskan kucing kita keluar, kerana kita tahu dia akan pulang sendiri. Begitu jugak lelaki. Agak sama kan??? TETAPI, jika kucing mahal/baka baik, selalunya kita akan mengurungnya di dalam sangkar kan. Cuba kita lepaskan dia, confirm dia akan lari sebab dah jumpa kebebasan.<br />
Kesimpulannya, janganlah &#8220;kurung&#8221; lelaki.<strong></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>5) Kucing jantan mahal/baka baik makan Friskies, kucing jantan kampung makan<br />
ikan lauk nasik</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Sama cam lelaki, ada lelaki tastenya camni, ada lelaki tastenya camtu. Kita kena faham taste lelaki itu  dahulu, sebelum kita buat satu relationship dengan dia. Kite kena saling memahami.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>6) Kucing jantan tak suka dipaksa</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~ Ermmm, ni memang sangat2 betul. Sama cam lelaki, lelaki ni amat pantang dipaksa. Dia paksa tak ape, (tengok kucing, dia akan mengiow kat tuannya selagi tak dapat makanan). Macam kucing, kita takleh paksa dia tidur, takleh paksa dia makan &amp; takleh peluk dia dengan paksa. Nanti kena cakar babe!!! Janganlah memaksa lelaki. Bagi dia space dia tp dalam masa yang sama pantau. Jangan sampai dia main kayu 3 plak.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>7) Kucing jantan ada perasaan ingin tahu (curiosity)</strong></span><span lang="en-us"> ~~ Kalau kucing suka melihat benda-benda pelik dan lari untuk memegangnya, samalah dengan lelaki. Mereka suka mencuba benda yang baru dan  benda yang tak pernah mereka rasa. Tengok sahaja Mat Gian, lebih 85% adalah org lelaki. Lelaki ni kan ada otak kan..Lu pikirlah sendiri mana yang baik dgn yang buruk kan.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong> <img src='http://keretalembu.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> Kucing jantan akan merebut kawasan mereka</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Ini selalu dalam kes lelaki samseng la ataupun Along. Nak rebut2 kawasan. Mereka nak tunjuk ego mereka. Biasalah lelaki ni mesti nak tunjuk ego mereka. Layan!!!!</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>9) Kucing jantan ada yang ego/buat bolayan kat tuannya/org sekeliling</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Kucing juga ada ego mereka. Tengok kalau kita panggil ia, &#8220;miow, miow<br />
mari sini&#8221;, (kalau time ia tak lapar), mampus ia nak datang kat kita. (lainlah kalau memang kucing tu dengar kata/educated). Kalu kita kejar, ia akan<br />
lari. Macam lelaki jugak, makin dikejar, makin dia nak lari dari kita.  Nama pun lelaki, mereka takkan nak tunduk, lebih2 lagi kepada perempuan. For sure anda kenal lelaki anda, guna la bermacam cara untuk lembutkan hati<br />
mereka. Tapi bukan minta mereka tunduk dengan kita ya.. Mereka perlu<br />
dihormati.<strong></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><strong>10) Kucing jantan takkan pernah setia kat seekor kucing betina</strong></span><strong></strong><span lang="en-us"><br />
~~Kalau diikutkan ini tak berapa sama, tp ada persamaannya. Ikut kajian,<br />
hampir 78% (berdasarkan majalah Cleo keluaran bila ntah), lelaki takkan akan kahwin dengan girlfriend pertama dia (pls note: secara specificnya bukan cinta pertama tp first girlfriend pertama dia). Begitu juga dengan<br />
lelaki yg modern (of coz) dan bkn yang conservative, selalunya tidak akan berkahwin dgn first girlfriend dia. Tetapi ada juga la species lelaki yang<br />
memang setia pada yang satu dari girlfriend  pertama &amp; jenis taknak tukar-tukar girlfriend/isteri (yang tu tak ikut perangai kucing la).</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Kesimpulannya Lelaki VS Kucing Jantan == SERI!!</span></p>
<p>hihihih.. :p</p>
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		<title>Ponteng Sekolah</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 09:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>syazelle</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Studies]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Semalam ponteng kelas..
Bukan malas, tapi keadaan fizikal yang tidak membanggakan dan keadaan &#8220;bulan penuh&#8221; wanita .
Mata berketumbit yang takle nak buka ni ha. Adakah ketumbit itu, bisul di mata? hmm.. Curious la plak.. B4 ni zaman kene bisul. tapi dh imun dh sejak Dr. bg antibiotik. Takkn kuar balik kot.. Hmm..Pastu, ade jerawat sebesar batu [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Semalam ponteng kelas..</p>
<p>Bukan malas, tapi keadaan fizikal yang tidak membanggakan dan keadaan &#8220;bulan penuh&#8221; wanita .</p>
<p>Mata berketumbit yang takle nak buka ni ha. Adakah ketumbit itu, bisul di mata? hmm.. Curious la plak.. B4 ni zaman kene bisul. tapi dh imun dh sejak Dr. bg antibiotik. Takkn kuar balik kot.. Hmm..Pastu, ade jerawat sebesar batu pulak dihujung dagu. Apela nasib.. Tapi nasib ku tidak semalang rakyat Palestin.</p>
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<p>Tadi baru je baca <a href="http://diy126@blogspot.com" target="_blank">blog kak Diy</a>. Dalam tu die ade letak link <a href="http://portail.islamboutique.fr/gaza2008/">gambar-gambar mangsa Palestin</a>. Ya Allah. Sedihnya aku tengok.  Tapi siapa yang kite nak salahkan? Susah btol nak cakap dengan orang Yahudi yang tak paham bahasa and  takbur ni. Diorang takde perasaan ke bile tengok gambar-gambar ni.</p>
<p>Personally, aku macam nak sokong zaman Hitler dulu. Dimana dia membunuh berjuta-juta orang Yahudi. Tapi bila aku pikir kn balik, sama la Hitler dengan Yahudi apabila mereka membunuh berjuta-juta orang tak berdosa. Nyawa maut tu kan ditangan Allah, knapa diorang pandai-pandai nak mencabut nyawa sesuka hati? Nak judge orang tak baik, tapi nak bagi pendapat la, maybe dorang ni tak cukup ilmu kot. Hmmm..</p>
<p>Semoga roh rakyat-rakyat Palestin dirahmati Allah. Amin.</p>
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